Pokemon Pick Up Lines
aesir911
Published
01/31/2011
guaranteed to get you some
- List View
- Player View
- Grid View
Advertisement
-
1.
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA -
2.
You made me use HARDEN, and it's super effective! -
3.
Do you wanna play my POKEFLUTE? -
4.
When I'm around you, I am like a GEODUDE, as hard as a rock! -
5.
Are you a boy or a girl? Doesn't matter to me... -
6.
Got an STD? Cause I wanna Catch 'em all! -
7.
I'll catch you with my MASTERBALLS -
8.
Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG? -
9.
Like an UMBREON, I also evolve at night! -
10.
I'll BIND ya to my bed, then give you a HORN ATTACK! -
11.
Hey baby, wanna SPOINK? -
12.
I'd like to get in your ROCK TUNNEL... -
13.
What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK! -
14.
You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you... -
15.
Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there... -
16.
How would you like to see my VIRIDIAN FOREST, well it's not really viridian... -
17.
Let's make like a SUPER ROD and hook up! -
18.
Do you like POKEBALLS because you're about to get really close to two of mine? -
19.
I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you! -
20.
I wanna see your SQUIRTLE squirt -
21.
I think we're going to need DEFOG (HM05) before the night is done -
22.
Are you a HITMONLEE cause your body is kickin'! -
23.
My Typhlosion knows ERUPTION... -
24.
You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants! -
25.
My LICKITUNG can reach deeper than you can imagine! -
26.
You put the Double-D in DODUO! -
27.
Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me? -
28.
You're gonna need a HYPER POTION by the time i'm done with you... -
29.
Wanna watch my EKANS evolve? -
30.
You make my Gyrados HYDRO PUMP! -
31.
Do you have a DITTO in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants? -
32.
If I were a Jigglypuff, I'd DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass!!!
- REPLAY GALLERY
-
- Pokemon Pick Up Lines
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA
32/32
1/32
1 Comments