Well, today is the day of days. November 5th, as we all know, is National Chinese Takeout Food Day. That’s true if you want to look it up. Also, National Tsunami Awareness Day, but that’s always overshadowed by Chinese food. Oh, and we’ll get a new President today, or an old one.

Our Twitter feeds are obviously filled to the brim with political content and takes, and we’d like to give you a break from it. There are a few tweets surrounding the situation, it’s unavoidable. But really, we’re all sick of it. During such a stressful time, no matter what side you take, we all deserve to take a breather from this insanity and just laugh at some ridiculous tweets.