Everyone on Twitter is losing their mind. Maybe it’s the news, the fact that it’s getting dark at four thirty in the afternoon, or the climate steadily climbing and cooking our brains, but today’s tweets are weird. 

There’s a woman on TikTok who loves her son in the wrong way, a white guy who’s claiming he can broker a peace between violent gangs, and new Cabinet picks that feel more like casting a sci-fi movie. Also, Benny Blanco, esteemed B-Lister, may have been named Sexiest Man Alive. 

Today’s feed is odd, dystopian, and bizarre, but that’s usually better if you’re looking for something to take you out of your boring day job and make you laugh.