Today’s tweets are impregnated with the weird, wonderful, and surreal. A Cyclops dog was born and the internet loves him, someone’s gallon of milk is pregnant, and a guinea pig expecting babies was given a wholly unnecessary ultrasound.

There’s also a solid mix of good and bad news, like always. Lower Manhattan is on fire, and a beloved author of dark literature was outed as having a real dark side. But on the lighter side, weapons company Lockheed Martin got a silly redesign, and in the best news all week, Ellen DeGeneres has left the country!

Get into all that dumb nonsense, and so much more.