In the age of quiet luxury, a lack of status symbols has become a status symbol in and of themselves. 

Yet more so than The Row's unbranded $3,000 cashmere sweaters, Burberry's subtly soft camel overcoats, and of course, the Hermés "Shadow Birkin" bag that costs as much as some of our pals' yearly salaries, one good reigns supreme when it comes to elegantly flexing one's wealth: Ordering a bacon cheeseburger, a large fry and a milkshake from Five Guys. But whether or not you're willing to drop $30 on certifiably decent fast food, these memes will definitely get you a whole lot of bang for your buck. 

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