You can actually be up to date on TV shows.

You can actually sleep as long as your body desires.

You can actually look at a computer and seem productive.

You can actually take a much needed afternoon nap without worrying if you'll get fired.

You can actually save some money because you don't have to pay your student loan debt.

You can actually use it as an excuse to NOT go out with people.

You can actually redefine yourself as a person rather than identifying with your career.

You can actually make people proud for the first time in a long time (by getting a job).