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    • One helluva Headache
    • One helluva Headache

      • As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need: a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "It's my job." Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure..." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve and... 16 and a half neck" Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "It's my job." Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure..." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see... 9-1/2... E." Joe was ast
      • Oct, 22 2008 01:39am
    • Goose Hunting
    • Goose Hunting

      • do you have a Rhode Island Hunting License?" The hunter fishes through his wallet, shows the card to the inspector and puts it back in. "Boy," you having all these licenses, where you from?" asks the Inspector. The hunter pulls down his pants and asks, "Why don't you find out?"
      • Oct, 20 2008 09:15pm

HomemadeGrenade

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Im a hardcore gangsta who has an amazing band with me as leed guitar and i play lacrosse, basketball, baseball, and volleyball. I know how 2 ride a unicylce and im an extreme unicylcest who can ride it up stairs and down a railing on stairs. O ya i for got 2 mention im a gangsta.

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