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    • Synchronicity
    • Synchronicity

      • It's also the name of a great album by the police.
      • Sep, 10 2010 09:08pm
    • Luke Skywalker
    • Luke Skywalker

      • It's basically just a quote from one of the movies.
      • Sep, 9 2010 10:52pm
    • Suicides and Dogs
    • Suicides and Dogs

      • I hope you instructed Gerald on the correct way to slit his wrists.
      • Sep, 9 2010 10:09pm
    • Always Trust Big Pharma
    • Always Trust Big Pharma

      • i heard a noise and looked outside to see your van parked, i got my extension cord ready. i was laying in bed eating oxy contin and i seen a sly shadow slip past my bedroom window through the empty coca-cola cans that were waiting to throw themselves away. although i had ten years worth of boxes stacked i guess your fat shadow wasnt' slim, i was on the verge of pissing on myself and my 11 year old again, and you walked up and tapped my window. you said are you high, i said no my doctor prescribes me these and i take them as prescribed. you said can i have some, so i gave you some and we had sex. i'll never forget how much pain i was in as i have severe back problems..i also have nerve problems and bad anxieties. and afterwards you told me not to tell. i said hold on while i go get a pull up on and you ran out the door with my oxies and my valium.
      • Sep, 8 2010 09:27pm

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