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    • DO NOT TOUCH DAY 5
    • DO NOT TOUCH DAY 5

      • Heh, even God thinks your plight is hilarious. I think that's a sign from above that you need to freaking stop.
      • Jan, 12 2009 06:14pm
    • My wife, and HER comments - tell me your story...
    • My wife, and HER comments - tell me...

      • Well, the most recent one was when we were hanging out at my dads house, and we were pretending I was a pimp and he was a hooker. I said something like "Bitch, I asked for a beer, not your opinion. Shut the hell up or I'll pimp slap you!" My dad walked in right then... Very awkward.
      • Jan, 12 2009 06:08pm
    • Fucking whore
    • Fucking whore

      • Wow, if I knew a chick that stupid, I would throw her naked into a swimming pool full of rabid wolverines.
      • Jan, 11 2009 10:05pm
    • DO NOT TOUCH DAY 3
    • DO NOT TOUCH DAY 3

      • Yes, dirty. Yes you are. And danzig... Would I lie to such a beautiful woman as yourself?
      • Jan, 11 2009 04:27am
    • DO NOT TOUCH DAY 3
    • DO NOT TOUCH DAY 3

      • Oh, well, um... I just remembered I have plans. But I'll call you tomorrow.
      • Jan, 11 2009 03:26am
    • DO NOT TOUCH DAY 3
    • DO NOT TOUCH DAY 3

      • It doesn't count if someone else touches it... I'll be over in 20 minutes.
      • Jan, 11 2009 03:06am
    • My cat Houdini.
    • My cat Houdini.

      • I had a kitty when I was 12 years old. Instead of making me mature, she scratched my eyeball and then I found out I was allergic to cats. It was cool.
      • Jan, 10 2009 08:49pm

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About Me

I'm a long-haired flowerchild metalhead of doom. Stereotypical rebel without a cause, 17 year old weirdo who lives for trouble-making and debauchery. I love Nietzsche and Kierkegaard, although I am rather annoyed that they have impossible names, both to spell and pronounce. They write cool books though, so it's ok.

...And I'm completely and totally oblivious to everything, so have some patience or your brain will implode from trying to comprehend my cluelessness. Enjoy. :)

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