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    • Shipwrecked

    • Shipwrecked

      • That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't made love for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
      • Jun, 10 2008 08:35pm
    • The love story of Ralph and Edna.

    • The love story of Ralph and Edna.

      • The bad news is Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead. Edna replied, He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?
      • Jun, 10 2008 08:25pm
    • Burn't Member

    • Burn't Member

      • sorry, for some reason, the joke has been cut or something.. the guy above completed it
      • Jun, 10 2008 08:10pm
    • The Golf Shot

    • The Golf Shot

      • here's the rest of the joke: "For the past 200 years I have not had sex and I would like to have sex with your wife." The husband agrees and the genie takes the woman upstairs and begins having sex with her. Once they are done, he rolls over and asks the woman, "How old is your husband?" "47," she replies. Wow, the man says, shaking his head, "And he still believes in genies?"
      • Jun, 10 2008 07:55pm
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