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      • SO THE OTHER DAY I GO TO THE GYM AND AS SOON AS I OPEN THE DOOR, EVERYONE IN THE GYM FREEZES, SPEECHLESS, AND THE MUSIC STOPS. I GET PISSED OFF AND YELL, "DJ, SPIN THAT SHIT!" THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE DJ STARTS PUMPING SOME INTENSE TECHNO SHIT, WITH HEAVY ASS BASS. THE BASS FELT LIKE IT WAS PUMPING TO MY FOOTSTEPS. I LOAD THE BENCH PRESS UP WITH 450 LBS TO WARM UP. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE LIGHTS DIM, FOG MACHINES START GOING OFF, AND STROBE LIGHTS N' SHIT. EVERYONE GATHERS AROUND ME, AND STARTS CHEERING AND CHANTING MY NAME. ALL THESE FINE ASS BEEZIES START GRINDIN' ALL OVER MY JOCK, AND I GET PISSED! I GRAB MY KEYS, GET INTO MY CAR, ROLL DOWN MY WINDOWS AND BLAST SOME HEAVY METAL SHIT. I BURNOUT AND D A DOUGHNUT CUZ I WAS SOOOOO PISSED. I FLOORED IT ALL THE WAY HOME AND RUBBED TIGER'S MILK ALL OVER MY SHREDDED BODY
      • Sep, 17 2015 01:39am
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      • I WENT TO THE ART MUSEUM THE OTHER DAY AND I LOOKED AT THE PICASSO PATINGING THEY HAD AND SCOFFED AT THEM CUZ THEY ONLY TAKE LIKE 2 DAYS TO MAKE AND THIS BODY TOOK YEARS TO GET THIS SHROD TO SHIT SO I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT TO COMPARE IT TO THE PAINTING AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY PUT PLEXIGLASS AROUND ME SO NO ONE CAN TOUCH THIS GOD LIKE BODY AND THERE WAS A HUGE CROWD AROUND MY EXHIBIT AND SLUTS WERE THROWING THEIR PANTIES AT ME WHICH PISSED ME OFF CUZ IM HUMBLE AS FUCK SO I JUMPE DIN MY LAMBORGUINI AVENTADOR DID A BURNOUT LIKE BADASS AND PELLED OFF WHILE LIGHTING A CIG
      • Sep, 17 2015 01:34am
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      • MY BODY IS SO SWOLLED BUT I AM HUMBLE AS FUCK SO WHEN BITCHES STARE AT MY PECS GLEAMING IN THE SUNLIGHT I TELL THEM TO READ THE 10 COMMANDMENT SLABS THAT I GOT TATTOOD ON MY BACK SO THEY REMEMBER WHERE THEY CAME FROM
      • Sep, 17 2015 01:32am
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      • HAHAHAHA BRUH, YOU PHAGGOTS R SO FUCKING GAY OMG, YOU VIRGINS ARE STILL HERE? HAHA IM WAY MORE JACKED T HAN BEFORE AND I GOT WORLD MODELS AND SUPERMODELS BEGGING FOR ME TO FUCK THEM BUT IM TOO HUMBLE AND CAR EABOUT PEOPLE TO JUST FUCK THEM WITH THIS PROPHETS BODY
      • Sep, 17 2015 01:29am
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im a pretty humble guy so let em describe myself; totally shredded gangster who packs 9's and 40 glocks, im going to change my profile pic soon to a pic of my torn muscles so you know not to fuck with me.

how much knowledge in my pocket phony bitches wanna test?

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