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    • Facelift

    • Facelift

      • "Lady," the doctor retorts, "those aren't bags, those are your breasts. And if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!"
      • Jul, 13 2008 07:27pm
    • Ghost Driver

    • Ghost Driver

      • . A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and wasn't drunk. About half an hour later, two guys walked into the same cantina, and one said to the other. "Look Pepe, that's the character who climbed into the car while we were pushing."
      • Jul, 13 2008 04:49am
    • A Golfer's Tale

    • A Golfer's Tale

      • "Oh no," replied the man, horrified."I tried that last time." "What happened?" "I shot an 8!"
      • Jul, 13 2008 04:40am
    • Ernesto the caretaker

    • Ernesto the caretaker

      • Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire." "What the.....!!! But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for?" "For the funeral." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?!" "Your wife's... She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike Driver." SILENCE... "Ernesto! If you broke that driver YOU'RE FIRED!"
      • Jul, 13 2008 04:28am
    • knock knock

    • knock knock

      • I know will! nice to meet his uncle! ! ! ..I know.. I am a dumbass... lol.
      • Jul, 13 2008 04:11am
    • Robbing a bank

    • Robbing a bank

      • Instead, all the safes contain containers of pudding. Disappointed, each of the mobsters makes a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs. The following morning, a Sydney newspaper headline reads, 'Australia's largest sperm bank robbed early this morning.'
      • Jul, 13 2008 04:04am
    • Cookies!!!

    • Cookies!!!

      • I kno rite? lol (I know right?)
      • Jul, 13 2008 04:01am
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