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Can I have your number
- You just moved to the top of my hit list. Looks like it's time to get good ol' dusty out of victim number 7.
- Sep, 24 2008 09:26pm

EBW Live Events?
- That still doesn't answer my question ::stamps foot like 5th grade girl::. I need to know if I can bring toothy *rubs toothy* OW (...I cut myself)
- Sep, 24 2008 08:22pm

best sexual encounter....
- You don't reveal that information unless you plan on dumping those who go with you to that spot as bodies themselves.
- Sep, 24 2008 08:19pm

best sexual encounter....
- I'm doing what now? And what's this on getting laughs? You do know I'm actually a certified cerial killer right? Lisence to kill and everything! You know James Bond? Asshole took hours in line fixing up his kill sheet (the sheet you have to fill out displaying your knowledge of various weaponry, anatomy etc.) but the point is he filled it out wrong. Douchbag was lucky I didn't bring my trusty bowling pin with me ( didn't think I'd need it, go figure.)
- Sep, 24 2008 08:17pm

EBW Live Events?
- Going to an actual certified haunted house for a party was the most fun I've ever had at a party type event. Sure, a few people went missing, but lucky for me they just blamed the "ghosts".
- Sep, 24 2008 08:10pm

best sexual encounter....
- Sir, If I told you, you'd understand a hell of a lot more about the female anatomy and that is something even I don't want any buisiness of knowing.
- Sep, 24 2008 08:07pm

best sexual encounter....
- It was roughly around the first time a skeward someone with something that wasn't meant for skewering things. Couldn't tell you how old I was but it was about a year ago in her appartment on the 3rd floor. I stalked her up there, stabed her with...I believe it was the pointy side of her headphones (don't ask) and just commenced away. I got stains of all sorts all over my favorite mask. That's when I learned to carry extras. Ahhhhhh the looks I got walking down the street in a red, yellow, and purple stained Scream mask.
- Sep, 24 2008 08:03pm

EBW Live Events?
- If I was allowed to bring a few things (i.e. power tools, garden tools, a few body parts. You know, nothing too fancy) thn yeah, I'd go...oh yeah. There would be no survivors...
- Sep, 24 2008 07:52pm

how many???