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- Love more unstable, unreasonable, and...
  - Yeah, the only difference is that in those situations, there are no survivors. No, I'm serious, everyone within a two block radias of the lovers house is deboned.
  - Oct, 28 2008 06:24pm
- Love more unstable, unreasonable, and...
  - No, you're wrong, murder is the only solution period. How else would you handle your neighbor cutting you off in traffic?
  - Oct, 28 2008 06:20pm
- The Battle Of The Bulge
  - I hate smelly bodies. Especially when I'm out of facemasks. It's so awkward buying surgical masks in bulk. The question "What are they for?" always comes up. They know by the end of the day.
  - Oct, 28 2008 06:18pm
- Problems In Wal-Mart
  - I was once a greeter at a Walmart. I only lasted a day though. Apparently, the customers don't like it when I lunge at them with the weedwacker from the Gardening section. I tried convincing them that it was on sale, but they couldn't hear me over the damn thing being on.
  - Oct, 24 2008 08:40am
- Impossible Quiz bigger print.
  - Why do I keep thinking your avatar is a moose?
  - Oct, 22 2008 05:59pm
- Little girls FTW!!
  - Your jokes don't make any sence, yet you think we should respect your opinion. Are you seeing the comparison here?
  - Oct, 22 2008 05:58pm
- Fake Christian Eulogy poem
  - OHHHH I remember the guy you're talking about Lately. *BZZZZZT* squish *FLING*! Ahhhhhhhhh good times, good times.
  - Oct, 22 2008 05:57pm
- Fake Christian Eulogy poem
  - EXACTLY!!! I know I shouldn't have been chasing after his dog, but he didn't have to assert himself onto my power tools.
  - Oct, 22 2008 05:50pm
- Fake Christian Eulogy poem
  - Yeah, I'm sorry about that little girls dad. I take full responsibility considering it was MY hedge-trimmer that was lodged in his stomach.
  - Oct, 22 2008 05:39pm
- Little girls FTW!!
  - Well yeah so would I...great, now I need to use the bathroom. Thanks for the images.
  - Oct, 22 2008 05:36pm

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