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    • Rapping With Movie Titles

      • nub and lack of an eye. So, he makes a deal with satan to get his life back, but because satan in a douche he forces ths guy to listen to his own music in the flaming torment of hell for eternity, only taking breaks to eat and drink. But, in his infinite thirts and hunger, all he can eat are the pieces of food stuck in rosie o'donnels pubic hair, and all he can drink is goat piss that has been passed through hilary clinton and stored in chris farleys ass for two weeks. Then, maybe, i can start to forgive him for making this fucking video.
      • May, 8 2008 07:11pm
    • Rapping With Movie Titles
    • Rapping With Movie Titles

      • This is so fucking dumb... I hope one day he is driving home and decides to give a homeless man some change at a stop light but the homeless man coated his hands in the blood of a corpse with some slow onset, incurable, easy to get horrific disease. Then this guy finds out he has cancer and he fights and fights and overcomes it. But when the follow up test comes in 6 months later they find the incurable disease, and his wife and kids leave so they don't have to deal with the stress. Then he comes out to his parents as a homo because hes going to die (so why not?) and they disown him. Then it turns out the disease was just gas and his life is ruined and the bum was really ashton kutcher punking him and everyone laughs at his tears on national television. Then on his way home hes hit by a bus with spikes on the tires for extra traction. The hit breaks his ribs and stabs off his genitals, also forcing his 'bling' into his eye socket. All the nurses call him m.c. no-dick and laugh at his n
      • May, 8 2008 07:09pm
    • Soccer Face Plant
    • Soccer Face Plant

      • soccer is for pussies, not played by them... meaning its appropriately played by women... boys should not be running around with each other wearing hot pants and getting all worked up about playing footsie with their balls
      • May, 8 2008 06:52pm

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