Funny Pictures, Funny Videos

The Casino
- ahhh i love roulette..its my staple. ill play some penny slots till i feel like im going to lose my mind then step to the table of spinny fun. usually there are like 15 vietnamese men with like 5000.00 in 5 dollar chips...which i can only assume i help fund with my pretty pretty painted toes. so the table literally looks like a city with their towers of colored chips piled on almost every number....and here i come with 20.00 in 5 dollar chips. 5 on black (ride black till your luck comes back) then ill play another 5 on 1/3 of the table then break up 5 within the numbers but always ALWAYS place a chip between the zeros. and i keep 5 back to play black so im not totally out in one spin. but i wont lie it makes me sick to see them scoot a fucking liberian deficit across the table to one of these guys. but im happy while a tuck a cool 80.00 bucks in my pocket on the way out the door.
- Apr, 1 2010 05:46am

Bring Your Dog to Work
- yeah he gotcha on that one...its good to be the king
- Mar, 31 2010 08:47pm

Bring Your Dog to Work
- i once had one of my dogs jump out of the car window while the leash was attached to my arm still....luckily im a bad ass driver and was able to pull over and get him back in the car without any damage to dog or car. and yes the window was up...not enough obviously. but scared the shit outta me. funny blog :)
- Mar, 31 2010 04:36pm

Guide to Spam
- oh i dont know my patio furniture looks FANTASTIC in my newly remodeled basement, complete with locks. it was a great idea...now when i make a "mess" while "interviewing" those men for my "movie" i just hose it off...my plumber friend was kind enough to put a drain in the floor for me. and it looks great in comparison to the just one folding chair i used to keep down there, and so much more comfortable for my "clients". and i must add the faux leopard print cushions look great with my leather outfits. ;)
- Mar, 31 2010 03:07pm

They took my job.
- hehehe i have actually been thinking of ways to get out of work so i can enjoy the splendor of unemployment. its going to be a beautiful summer and id like to enjoy it!!! and foodstamps allows me to purchase items i am usually unable to by on my working class wages. and YES obama approved me for 2 years of off time...now if i can just manage to get fired without being written up or due to drugs or alcohol.......?????
- Mar, 31 2010 02:50pm

The Casino