don't trust me i'm a total dickfaced liar. don't listen to me i'm a heart breakin, cheatin, cocksuckin, dickfaced liar.

i wanna fuck a midget---i'm sorry, i meant "make love" to a midget

ever get that feeling that you're being watched and then you turn around and realize you have been jerking off in front of your living room window when the mailman comes by? everyday. yeah, me neither