"My Dick is Large"

R.I.P. Billy Mays

Billy Mays has sex with your mother.


I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

Marriage is an important part of getting
ahead: lets people know you're not a homo;
married guy seems more stable; people see the
ring, they think at least somebody can stand
the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they
know immediately you must have some cash or
your cock must work.

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