About me: I am 6 ft tall, I have NO body
hair...not even pubic hair( I look like a
really big 5yr old down there), I lost my
virginity to a proctologist..when he stuck his
finger in my butt it made me cum....his name
was Dr. Adkins(you always remember your
first),i got caught masturbating by my Mom
when I was 12......she was driving and I was
in the back seat..what the hell was she
looking at me for? When I hear the theme to
SpongeBob...I cum a little bit in my pants. I
like ketchup on my eggs.

And if your not part of Dan&Dirty's Disfuncional Misfits group most likely you will get Aids and die...look I don't make the rules, I just go by them.