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How does DirecTV suck? Let me count the ways! Part 2
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How does DirecTV suck? Let me count the ways! Part 1
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Two white trash friends in a bar.
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Things different people would say.
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The Clinton's visit Hillary's home town.
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The Pope goes on vacation.
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President Clinton hires a receptionist.
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Bill Gates dies and stand before God.
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God has a sense of humor.
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Don't hit kids!
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Special!
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We'll be friends until...
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A friend will...
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A friend will...
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Light travels faster then sound.
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Sometimes I wonder...
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Irishman bar joke.
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Funny kid.
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The wit of a kindergartner.
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Reasons for looking forward to old age.
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Talking dog for sale.
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Husband and wife road trip.
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Reasons to quit drinking.
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Minnesota Ghost Story
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A busload of politicians.
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Three ducks walk into a bar.
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Updated Market Terms
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New York police joke.
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John McCain is sooo old....
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Smart dog from Animal Planet.
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Weiner Commercial
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Warning!
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Death of a redneck.
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Why marriage counselling doesn't work.
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What do retired people do for fun?
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Funny redneck.
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Sarah Palin described by a Texan.
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New version of Cap'n Crunch.
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Elderly couple road trip.
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A call to a suicide prevention line.
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