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A cucumber, a penis and an olive
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Gay Parrot
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Deadly Fruit
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Little Johnny and April
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Reason fish smell
- One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and...
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Death of a dick
- A man at a retirement home was walking around with his...
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Top Ten Acronyms Least Used In Personal Ads
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Saran wrapped
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Convict
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Pumping Dad up
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Train seats
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Consumer Labels
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Just an email note,,
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How I got into Heaven
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The grow them Bigger in Texas
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Hole behind
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Buying Condoms
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Why do mexicans eat quesadillas on Christmas?
- So they have something to unwrap.
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You don't see any black people in the Jetsons
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What do you call one black guy on the moon?
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How was copper wiring invented?
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Whats the difference between a boat and a Jew?
- A boat tips.
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What do you call a bunch of black guys in a barn?
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difference between a dead black guy in the road and a...
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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bike?
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Why are black guy's palms and the bottom of their feet...
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Two snowmen are in a field...
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What's similar between Dogs and Teenagers?
- The girls are all bitches
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I've just started a band...
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3 men who were lost in the jungle were captured by...
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"Medical" examination
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Conversation in heaven
- SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you...
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I've been interrogating the dog for 2 hours...
- He still won’t tell me who’s a good boy.
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A Jewish kid asks his dad for $5
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Girls vs. Guys
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Bedtime story...
- Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with...
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Slot machine winner
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Bear,Rabbit and Genie
- One afternoon, a bear was chasing a rabbit through the...
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Why did the suspenders get arrested?
- A: Because they held up a pair of pants.
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