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Backhanded Compliment
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Pie Toppings
- What tastes good on pie but not on a pussy? CRUST
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Geekiest Tattoos
- Geeks prove their geekiness
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Respect Your Body
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Mexican Electric Chair
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Double Negatives
- A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one...
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Police Bust Firewood
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Hungry Baby
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Lamaze Class
- The room was full of pregnant women and their...
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Genitalia Auctions
- A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last...
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Saving the President
- One day the president was out jogging and accidentally...
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INTERNET Parking Notice
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Slow vs Fast
- Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't...
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1000 Valentines
- A guy walks into a post office one day to see a...
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Pocketing Golf Balls
- A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up...
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Celebrating Fertility
- A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a...
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First trip to the doctor
- A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the...
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Bighead
- Me and my family went toget ice cream last night. I...
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Masturbating to Last Longer
- The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often...
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Vampire Bat covered in Blood
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered...
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Driving and Masturbating
- I was stuck in traffic yesterday and just kinda...
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The secretary is out of the office
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The preacher is dying
- An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his...
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The Titanic Test
- Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer...
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The Army of the Lord
- A friend was in front of me coming out of church one...
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Everyday but Tuesday
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New Nursery Rhyme
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2 Whales
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Hungry and Horny
- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you...
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Rodeo Position
- Two cowboys are sitting around talking about sexual...
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In the ER
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Before and After sex
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Lawyer in a brothel
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Manners in Bed
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Sex on the Sabbath
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Execution by Electrocution
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Little Johnny Spells
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A Rooster and a Donkey
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Dirtiest thing said on TV
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Just say NO
- Jack takes Jill out for the first time, and on the way...
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