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Fuck, dammit, sonuvabitch, I Didn't Want To Do This...
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A Thoughtful Diatribe on Why I Won't Be Back
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Shart Happens
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Foot's Suggestion Blog - This One's For the Boys!
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Foot's Suggestion Blog - Now With More Modesty!
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Going down, the Old Fashioned Way
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eBaum's Grand Blog Story, Volume I
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DYK - Weight Watchers Lays Off Fat People
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Fun and Games, the Decision
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Finish the Joke, baybee!
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Blood Sport - eBaum's to the Death!
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Come Out And Play!
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Parent Fail - The Public Flogging of Dr. Spock
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To Bake or Not to Bake, That is the Weed Question
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I Am Quitting Drugs! Part 2
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I Am Quitting Drugs!
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eBaum's Problems
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Ham or Sex?
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Maxis and farts
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas...
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Priest and a Rabbi
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Two Priests
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Burning Kotex
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Where Have All The Wonder Drugs Gone?
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Thanks of a Grateful Wife
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It's Totally Craptastic
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Crap In A Hat
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Pooping In Private - Every Family Man's Dream
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Fuck the snow, fuck the snow, fuck the snow
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The Woman's Toilet - Fact or Fiction?
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Adventures In Smoking Part 4 - Burnin' Down The House
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Reply Awfuljackass and Nazis Let's go one better.
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Typical Fucking Colts
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How to annoy an eBaumer
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The Tale of the Female Turkey Penis
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37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
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Adventures in Smoking Part 3 - Smoke On The Water
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Adventures in Smoking Part 2
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Adventures in Smoking
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Vegetarian with diarrhea
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