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- - discount vasectomy
  - After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple...
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- - asias new diet system
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- - black on stairs
  - Q.) what's black and sits at the top of the...
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- - Origional Blonde joke
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- - N and R
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- - blonds with condoms
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- - MOST INTELLEGENT THING TO COME OUT OF A WOMAN
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- - ethopian
  - What's the 2nd fastest thing on Earth? An Ethiopian...
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- - pedophile joke
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- - N and R
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- - george bush in hell
  - George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He...
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- - cuban national anthem
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- - very funny jokes
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- - jewish paedophile
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- - paki up to his neck
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- - cross an elephant with a poodle?
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- - lovers lane
  - A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the...
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- - gallon of gas in 15 seconds?
  - What uses a gallon of gas in 15 seconds and doesn't...
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- - gay dog
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- - DON'T READ, very sick
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- - blonde barber
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- - black man with a BMW
  - What do you call a black guy with a BMW? The...
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- - why did hitler cry?
  - Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven? -God gave...
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- - bring a bottle of vodka
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- - screw the mermaid
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- - peni5
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- - yeast infection
  - Why did God create yeast infections? So women would...
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- - ethopian BJ
  - What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know...
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- - womans shelter
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- - getting old
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- - muslim doll
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- - offensive acne
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- - paki
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- - alzheimers or aids
  - A man goes to his doctors to pick up his wife's test...
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- - new cherry menthol
  - A man walk up to a ticket counter in Kings Cross...
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- - offensive sperm
  - How are black people like sperm? -Only one in 10...
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- - the Alamo
  - Why did only 200 Mexicans show up at the...
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    Uploaded 10/28/2008
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- - mexican baptism
  - What do you call a Mexican baptism? -A bean dip
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I'm from New York, . I love hearing your opinions of my jokes because most I make-up myself. I love to argue so if you post a negative comment prepare to argue.
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