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A Bird's Prayer
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Black Boxes
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Grinch Scale
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The Punishment Should Fit The Nut
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When A Robbery Gets Personal
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Things You'd Love To Say But Don't Dare
- Part III The fact that no one understands you...
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Repairing the Phone
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Allleee Oop
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Paying in Advance
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Flying Dog
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Quiet in Church
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Things You'd Love To Say But Don't Dare
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Wrong Bus
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Talking Cow
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Ship's Log
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The Wooden Airfield
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Protection
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Natural Born
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Uncle John's Prize Pullet
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Perfect Sermon
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Bigger Turkey
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Contacting the Dead
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Ways The Wizard of Oz Would Be Different
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Can't Win
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Mrs. Jones' Husband
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The Farmer And His Two Horses
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Star Wars Pants
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Vocal Monk
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Two Bums
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Helpful Spouse
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Seeing Eye Pilot
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Oxymorons
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Over Qualified
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Too Fat Cats When Do You Know?
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Rocky
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Fishing Trip
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Wake Up for School
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Seeing Faces
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Visit to an Asylum
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annual physical
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