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Three Turtles
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Top 50 oxymorons
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Man and the Monks
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That's what she said four.
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That's what she said.
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bad taste
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pulling teeth
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cybersex
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state of the art watch
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skin graph
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noahs ark in 2004
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good reason
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saying the right thing
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fishing
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peanut in ear
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job application for McDonald's
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LOL-lots of love
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diagnostic computer
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Doctor mixups
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fascinate.
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Unanswered quesions.
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Blind man at a nude beach.
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pick up lines
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egg.
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Growler
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magic apples
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Ad
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home for lunch
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guessing game with little johhny
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camping with little johhny
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little johhny silicon
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little johnny daddy and aunt jane
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littlie johnny damn ham
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little johnny... who is God.
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