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I hate spammers!!!!!!!!!!
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White collar crime
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Gus the pus sucker
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twenty bucks at a whore house
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Emotion Party
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Nuns and the blind man
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Stick of dyn-o-mite
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Fluffy is dead
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I hate twitter and the idea of it!
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Chillin' Biddies
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Camo clothing
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Bubba and 2 assholes
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Blood, urine, and feces sample
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Clean farts
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Hooker and a bungee jump
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Please pass the mayo
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Damnit Skippy!
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Fart Football
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Proper condom use
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Oh the guilt
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Monkey Smells
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Out at the bar
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World's shortest books
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Sex in a fox hole
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Drunk puke and crap
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Gay sex is GROSS
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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive?
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This will make you lol
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Honeymoon fisherman
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Drinking too much on hunting trip
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How can you tell when your wife is dead?
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Playing with condems
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80 year old Vag
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100 days of Obama
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Thoughtful Valentine's day gift
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I had a dream about it Valentine
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Things not to say on your Valentine's Date
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Sending Valentine's day cards
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Osama's Valentine
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One Condition
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mortgagemescott
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Hello! I am a 26 year old mortgage broker in Indiana. My wife and I just had a beautiful baby girl in early March.
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