neil_boi

My name is Lee, but people call me Neil for some reason, I don't mind what you call me as long as it's not Kimberly. I live in Aberdare in Wales/Africa. I was born with an 11 inch penis, that I have to strap to my leg, I am the Polish Prince Of Penis. Not only that, I was born a pirate, but since puberty it has worn off. I have a dog as well as a fridge/freezer. My favourite drink is Tesco orange juice with fruity bits. The best day of my life was when I went to Staples to get printer ink.