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What am I?
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Opera
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Wasted
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Mexicans whistle
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Laid off
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Can you read this?
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What to do to a drunk person that you hate
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Sex on thier minds
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Still in bed
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Americans love shit
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too many
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hypnotist
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johnny's at it again with dirty thoughts
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Beating
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playing
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watch has to meanings dad
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counting
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poor flea
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cool watch
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Hemorrhoid
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Whats more powerful?
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Dogged lawyer
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I know its a repost but its still funny
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Florist Mistake
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heaven
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jewish jess
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Cement filled Cadillac
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Laugh while you drink
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Sugar gliders
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Diminish all noobs?
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nuts
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canibal
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Hypnotist
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Pooh
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clowns
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Hardf
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Shit
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babies
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Freezing
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sophiegirl999
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About Me
I am 17 almost 18. I am hot. I am an honor student. I can be a bitch but it is nothing personal. I play the flute and a bit of guitar and piccolo and sax. I am an artist.
Please leave comments, whatever you want, go balls!
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