It ain’t easy to stand upright when you’re hammered. But if you’re drunk, really need to pee and don’t have access to a bathroom, a standing pee is generally a necessity. That’s why you have to plan it out: find a good place where no one can see you, lean on something that can keep you standing and have an escape plan if someone confronts you about peeing all over their minivan. This man did none of those things, and now, he’s got a mouth full of piss-water.