Owning a horse might seem glamorous, but that’s just because they don’t tell you about the dick cleaning.

Yes, according to this horse owner, an essential part of taking care of a horse is washing down its “sheath” — i.e., its dick.

Now, I looked into this a bit, and while this woman makes it seem like you need to scrub down your horse’s dong all the time, most people say it’s probably unnecessary, depending on your horse.

Who knows, maybe she just likes the experience? I know the horse does!