The Olympics are filled with skills that a normie like myself can only dream of doing. Few events, however, are like this — where watching it feels like I’m literally in a dream.

Katie Ledecky, an American swimmer who absolutely obliterated her opponents at the recent 1,500-meter freestyle by somehow finishing a full 20 seconds before her closest competitor, has a special skill. That skill is taking a glass of chocolate milk, placing it on her head, then swimming across the pool with it. It’s not exactly practical, but it’s more fun to watch than dressage.