The backstory here is that the fat dude was denied buying alcohol before 9 a.m. at a grocery store in the Ukraine. Instead of just coming back later, he decided to lay into an employee with a sizable sausage he was purchasing.

Other possible titles for the video could be "2 Dudes 1 Sausage," "Attack of the Salami," and "Street Meat Beat." None of those are very good so feel free to come up with better ones in the comments.

At the end of the video the customer appears to be tying his log back up. He probably really cherished it when he got back home and took a bite of the thing that gave this dude a bloody lip.

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