Money can’t buy taste.

The wealthy have access to lots of things that us normal folks don’t. Fancy cars, nice watches, vacation destinations where you hunt people for sport — you know, all of the benefits that come with being a Fortune 500 CEO.

What they don’t have is the ability to spend their money properly. Every day, we hear stories about rich people buying lavish mansions they’ll never see every room of, or wearing beat-up sneakers that somehow cost almost $2,000.

Here, we get an example of people using their wealth, which mainly involves smoking a cigar longer than their forearm. Enjoy throat cancer, I guess.