I’m gonna pump my way to a raise!

It can be hard to find a party game that appeases everyone. Some people are too nervous for charades, others are too chickenshit at drawing for Pictionary and a few events just aren’t appropriate for beer pong.

But what if there was a game that made everyone happy? A game with rules so simple that everyone could understand them, and gameplay that already plays into your current skill set (jacking off)?

Well, that game is here, and it involves pumping a balloon in people’s crotches. Perfect for your next intervention!