Golf isn’t the most exciting sport in the world. Alright, let’s be honest, it’s pretty goddamn boring. While football might only *technically* have a few minutes of actual play per game, those precious moments are endlessly entertaining to watch. Golf, in contrast, is  a sport that requires patience (and about 200 million gallons of water per year).

So, when someone actually tees off and offers spectators the few moments of excitement they’re going to get while watching, they can get pretty hyped. So hyped, in fact, that they’ll yell whatever comes to their head. Here are some of the strangest things spectators have yelled at a professional golf match.