If you’re paying hundreds of millions of dollars for a cruise ship, you’d hope that the builders would hire a decent welder.

Unfortunately, in the real world, decent welds are few and far between. Once you know what to look for, you begin to notice just how much of our everyday lives is held together with the welding equivalent of Scotch tape, with numerous very necessary things clinging onto the barest bits of a bad tig weld for support.

This welder has had enough of these bad welds, and so, he ventured onto a very expensive cruise ship to rate how good the welds are. Spoiler alert: they’re really bad!