Ladies, please read your text messages.

We’ve all had the experience of looking at a text, meaning to respond to it, then forgetting about it, only to remember when it would be far too late to offer a reply. This is totally fine and human.

What is *not* totally fine is whatever the hell these women are doing. Each one is comfortable with dozens, if not hundreds, of unread texts on their phone. Emails, I understand, but text messages? Who are they from? Were any of them urgent?

Who knows! These people certainly don’t!