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    • can u give me a push

    • can u give me a push

      • told us to get lost?" "But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," explains the wife. "He needs our help and it would be nice to help him." So, the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door but he can't see the stranger anywhere in the dark, so he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" He hears a voice cry out, "Yes, please." "Where are you?" shouts the homeowner. The stranger calls back, "I'm over here, on your swing."
      • Sep, 20 2008 09:50pm
    • Love the Ladies

    • Love the Ladies

      • actually women would touch me. instead of coming up with good jokes to put on ebaums i spend majority of my life outside of the virtual internet world, so therefore your theory is wrong.
      • Sep, 18 2008 03:08am
    • Mother who got shot

    • Mother who got shot

      • yeah fucktard, the bullet shot out instead of the load, why the fuck was the piece of shit pointing his wang at the dog in the first place?
      • Sep, 18 2008 03:06am
    • Mother who got shot

    • Mother who got shot

      • ... the kid is playing with himself trying to shoot his load at a dog... what a mentally healthy individual.
      • Sep, 17 2008 11:40pm
    • single girl

    • single girl

      • its as shitty as the fact that people as retarded as you exist buddy... and i do admit, my joke is one of the shittiest things ever
      • Sep, 17 2008 06:53pm
    • Body Art

    • Body Art

      • its cause you suck buddy, go buy a hooker and leave us the fuck alone
      • Sep, 17 2008 05:34am
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