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- Animosty.....
  - You know the best way to handle those situations? "Hey kid, before you decide how much of big man you are in front of me, you might want to make sure your dog's ok." "HAH, I don't have a dog." "Not anymore..." "...Scruffy?..."
  - Dec, 3 2008 05:36pm
- A Cool Philosophy Story
  - Oh Philosophy classes are fun. "So you're saying that I can't get in trouble for doing something to something that doesn't really exist?" "That's technically correct" "GREAT, hold my hand grenade for me, I have to go to the restroom."
  - Dec, 3 2008 05:32pm
- The power of suggestion...
  - You know what I hate. When some random douchebag in a mask shows up at my front door holding a machette. You ever have that happen to you? God it sucks like hell.
  - Dec, 3 2008 05:27pm
- Was I Just e-Violated?!?
  - Well it wasn't me. The fact that you wrote this is proof enough that it wasn't me.
  - Dec, 3 2008 07:39am
- Clairvoyance
  - If you were truely clairvoyant, you wouldn't be living where you are right now. And, uhh, you might want to get new locks, though I'm sure you already know why.
  - Dec, 3 2008 07:35am
- TRUE STORY THE CLUB
  - I belive it's spelled "dawg". Reyo was right, you ARE a cracker.
  - Dec, 2 2008 08:41pm
- Liberals
  - And the funny thing...THE LIBERALS WON! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  - Dec, 2 2008 08:37pm
- Dear Schmoopy
  - OMG WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?!?!??! I HAD THIS NEATLY TUCKED AWAY IN MY JOURNAL, WHERE DID YOU FIND IT?!?!?! PS, if any of you were wondering, this was right around the time I learned why you should NEVER go near the galbladder...*shudders*
  - Dec, 2 2008 08:20pm
- Featured 06/12/2007
- Rich White Republican
  - We got another sore loser.
  - Nov, 28 2008 07:26pm
- Todays BIG question..*Updated!*
  - Well cosidering teeth are bone, you would need more than just a mallet to "ground them into dust". And any type of fire attracts some wort of attention. Just make sure that no one calls the fire dept.
  - Nov, 28 2008 07:14pm