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    • Todays BIG question..*Updated!*

    • Todays BIG question..*Updated!*

      • Yeah, but try explaining to your neighbors how there "Must have been a big (and I mean BIG) family of squirrels in that tree" you chipped.
      • Nov, 28 2008 07:07pm
    • Todays BIG question..*Updated!*

    • Todays BIG question..*Updated!*

      • Now the problem is 1) finding the acid, lye, or fire. 2) finding a nice remote area to do the deed. and 3) what to do if you're spotted (though I have some funny stories from when this has happened).
      • Nov, 28 2008 07:05pm
    • Todays BIG question..*Updated!*

    • Todays BIG question..*Updated!*

      • This is the best idea, but I wouldn't trush any "friends" to help you dispose of any bodies. They get greedy after a few weeks. I remember this one time, my buddy Jimmy let me use his Hum-V to dispose of someone, but after about a month, he started playing the "You owe me" card. He even threatened to go to the authorities!! I liked Jimmy, I really did...
      • Nov, 28 2008 07:01pm
    • Todays BIG question..*Updated!*

    • Todays BIG question..*Updated!*

      • That might work, though bonfires attract one hell of a crowd. And a "mallet" wouldn't successfuly "Destroy" the teeth, you're better off just putting them all in a bottle, filling it with dirt, and planting a flower in it (the coppers will never destroy a nice petunia for the sake of an investigation.
      • Nov, 28 2008 06:58pm
    • Todays BIG question..*Updated!*

    • Todays BIG question..*Updated!*

      • Too risky. You not only need to figure out how to make the original murder look like a suicide (like an axe to the face doesn't mix with them hanging themselves), and then there's the suicide note, and then planting the anti-depression medication in their kitchen. You know how hard it is to get that stuff without the guy asking you half a million question about "How much loose rope do you keep around the house?" or "Do you own any razors?" Annoying as hell.
      • Nov, 28 2008 06:56pm
    • Suicide Makes me Hungry

    • Suicide Makes me Hungry

      • Why would you use your trunk? YOu put it in the back seat and sprinkle those little tree shaped air fresheners all over the tarp the body's placed in. OHH, on that note, use the lemon scented ones, they're stronger than "new car" "Strawberry" or "Black Ice".
      • Nov, 14 2008 11:58pm
    • Lazy people beware lol.................

    • Lazy people beware lol.................

      • behh, I had computer troubles that night and I had to configure my other neighbors Mac. I tell you though...those Macs are a bitch to set-up. Oh, and Mitch the Computer Tech guy says Hi. (between you and me, he's still alive because this Mac won't listen to me.)
      • Nov, 14 2008 04:26am
    • Force Dominus to Do Your Bidding!

    • Force Dominus to Do Your Bidding!

      • I can't give you too much right now or people will get suspicious. His name is Darius Johanson (lol), he has light brown hair, a scar down the side of his cheek and a slight eye twitch. He hates spiders, hights, long narrow corridors and going to the opera. I can provide the equipment, all you have to do is be there. Pm me for specifics.
      • Nov, 14 2008 03:27am
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